"What’s worse than a Pirate Dwarf? A Two-headed Pirate Dwarf, of course. Luckily, this one is trapped in a bottle for all eternity."

This concept has us in stitches- it's definitely unique in its use of very different pieces (Ogre Armor, Tricorn, Bicorn, and Scissors among them). In fact, we're not sure if this is a custom minifigure so much as it appears to be an arts and crafts project. Hello LEGO snowglobe! Thanks to @kragsonofhorace for this creation. Bonus points to anyone who guesses the name of the unreleased item in this week's Custom LEGO Minifig!