This is a certified badass sword for all card-carrying members. Yes, the Flamberge is huge, but that's just better for the dismantling of all who oppose. You can even make your enemies perform involuntary bodily functions, as Johan Hemberg describes in his review, titled "Excellent sword for excellent people:" "Great sized for a flambard (to be picky flamberge is the name of the one-handed variant), and excellent for all your shock troop needs, especially to counter enemy pikemen. I had been working on landsknechts when this weapon showed up. Great timing! I recommend making a line of soldiers in heavy armor wielding this thing. Your enemies will poop their pants."

Just bring a change of clothes!