Is your ogre bad at life? We have just the remedy for you: the Ogre Warclub! With points, spikes, and a lotta heft, this weapon will surely help your guy become a true ogre achiever. Unlike some weapons-of-choice, this polearm is exceptionally well crafted and thoughtfully designed for maximum damage in the fewest swings possible. And it doubles beautifully as a tooth pick after he's done snacking on his victim.